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Tales of a Modern​-​Day Slacker

by Kid Carrion

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1.
(HEY MAN!) "Whatcha got inside that case? Is it a weapon?" You're goddamn right! I've bet on stacked odds since the day I was born So tonight I'll bring a violin to a gun fight. Being a punk is tough these days With countless corporations built to capitalize The last thing that anyone needs around here Is another sorry sucker to criticize. So here's to all the haters (Yeah!) And here's to all the snobs (Fuck off!) It's a pleasure to be the thorn in your foot That you're constantly stepping on. Wake up, kick ass, hit the road That's the kind of life we lead "It was the best night that I'd ever had!" "Yeah but who's that guy with the fiddle in the band?" You can call it whatever the hell you'd like That's a sacrifice I'll make for success I've got loves, gripes, and my instrument I've seen more done with less.
2.
You tell me, I gotta make something Make something of my life My ambitions are garbage, I'm wasting my talents Get that 9-5, work that grind Slave that office job and be just fine. But if I were you I'd sit down a second Lay down a second Just for a second Now doesn't that feel nice? Maybe There's better things in life than sitting around Messing around Maybe There's better things in life But I haven't found them yet. Thoughts inside my head Collide like cars in a five-star pile-up It may not make the grade But for now, it's good I start to think This is the time This is the time I get it right This is the time This is the time that something's done This is the time that something happens What's wrong with wasting the time, passing the time (Killing it)
3.
One night you invited me out To a party at your neighbor's place It'd been five years and a life ago Since I'd seen your face Our histories behind us I sought to make amends I brought myself and a bottle of wine With the intention to make friends Two drinks in you start the set The crowd begins to move And just for a second I remember old sensations With a bunch of kids that I once knew. But you've always been a fan of the double-entendre So I'll give you this one for free The story now is the story then Propping up yourself by propping me What are friends for? What are friends anyway? It all seemed like a great big joke I mean how could I not laugh? This stupid little thing we wrote Was now a staple of your act All this time had passed And yet nothing had changed You're still a fan of the island girls Still bubble-wrap your music with my name I'm through with being civil There's been plenty of time for that Time that I was the poster-child Time that I'm never ever getting back How'd it feel if you wrote a song And the person you wrote it about showed up to the show? Well now you know. How'd it feel if you were playing a song And the person you helped write it with was standing right in front of you? Well I guess you'd know. If I got struck by lightning twice would it stop my heart? Yeah, I'd believe it too.
4.
They say that the shortest way to the grave Is to read the newspaper every day (Yeah aint that right?) They say the quickest ride to an untimely demise Is to watch the 11 o'clock news every night (Yeah aint that right?) What's the news today? (Shit's still fucked!) Same thing as yesterday. Seems like artists nowadays are trapped in time capsules Wishing things would just stay the way they were (Time has a way of immortalizing, time has a way of aging you) But as I bitch 'bout people set in their old ways I find myself reminiscing and missing my own past days (Time has a way of catching up, time has a way of slipping away) But who the fuck am I to talk? I'm just a twenty-something stuck in a rut With no aims or motivations (or so I'm told) So while I'm sitting here on my ass I'd like to present my research to the class: It's always been this way. And it'll never change. So get used to it.
5.
If I knew then what I know now I'd still find a way to mess it up somehow. Shit-talker! You'll get it in the end! The right retort was better in your head The best words always come too late The best you can do is extrapolate If I knew then what I know now I'd still find a way to mess it up somehow What could have been if I'd said the right words? Would I have been happier? Would I be free of hurt? Gotta live with the past to maintain the present But would it haven been better with a different transgression? If I knew then what I know now I'd still find a way to mess it up somehow In the back of my head I think I'm still out of luck Cause despite all my comebacks I know that I'm still fucked.

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released February 1, 2017

All songs written and performed by Seth Hansen

Produced by Seth Hansen, assisted by George Landress
Engineered, mixed, and mastered by George Landress

Recorded @ Emily's Basement, Los Angeles CA

All songs Slacker City Publishing (BMI)

Photos by Jen Bel

Thank You: Mom & Dad, Eva, A.L. Kaplan, Josh Rossi,
George Landress, Julien Garros & Blue Microphones,
Jen Bel, Henri Martel, and to all the friends and family
who have shown support for this release and continue
to support my musical endeavors. Also, Earl Grey.

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